But, now, she's going all "Single White Female" on me with getting an oopharectomy.
Oh, no, Angelina-chica, this is where I draw the line.
I was due to get spayed months ago, it's just that my insurance got all ferkakta. And now, you come along, and you think you're getting your ovaries removed before me? No way. Get in line sista!
So, just to make sure you don't keep trying to lay claim to territory I've already staked, I'm having my ovaries removed on Monday.
Oh. And I'm having my boobs tweaked, too.
Beat that, Miss-Right-Leg-Show-Off!